Welcome back Bill hardly a week goes by when I wonder what has happened to Bill and Dondra. I look forward to hearing more from you
Love to you and your family.
Maree and Pete
901 2021-07-19 21:23:05
Re: Can I Come Back? I Have Missed Y'all (15 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
902 2021-07-16 05:32:06
Re: Here To Give Toa A Hand (8 replies, posted in Poems)
Cheers Phill and Jim, Today, Friday we have a big storm here and with the rough sea they have had to put Toa into a pool until it passes. I will attach a video taken on Wednesday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpBgHYtQvvw
903 2021-07-15 06:24:57
Topic: Here To Give Toa A Hand (8 replies, posted in Poems)
I tried to write a song about this baby Orca called Toa who locals are trying to reunite him with his Pod after he got separated from them. Unfortunately, all I could come up with is this poem.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/446 … er-arrives
Here to give Toa a hand.
Toa our baby orca we are here to help you find your lost pod.
It is good to know the world is not full of rotten sods.
We are not here fishing the ocean to catch you on our rods.
Thousands of humans are out looking for your pod.
If humans can put a man on the moon.
Surely our baby will be saved real soon.
People on sand dunes rocks and hills.
All of us people from a multinational gravy.
Forming a citizen's navy.
Showing good amongst worldwide gloom.
Here to give Toa a hand.
We are sick of the those with firing rods.
Dirty rotten destructive sods.
Destroying nature and the family of man.
While our good people are pounding the sand.
Here to give Toa a hand.
Some looking out to sea from different parts.
While other are flying above land.
Here to give Toa a hand.
All sorts wealthy people.
Poor people.
Some down to their last penny.
Here to give Toa a hand.
Many in boats.
Thousands of citizens of this land.
Here to give Toa a hand.
Our brave baby orca.
Inspiring human kindness.
Here to give Toa a hand.
On sea, air and land.
Here to give Toa a hand.
904 2021-07-13 05:51:24
Topic: Thankful For Love (0 replies, posted in My local band and me)
Here is me performing my poem song "Thankful For Love" just me and my guitar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8aWh-yVBCo
905 2021-07-12 06:23:59
Re: Tyrannosaurus Rex - Song for my grand kids (6 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Good song for the Kids Jim and educational also.
906 2021-07-10 22:46:26
Re: Potatoes And Weet- Bix (6 replies, posted in Poems)
Phill and Jim that is brilliant how you can turn a subject into words that flow. I love seeing words play out on replies to different posts. Food is a big part of all cultures when I have been travelling. Our different experiences with food I find it to be very interesting.
Culture, race, and ethnicity.
One person's normal may seem to another eccentricity.
In my travels I love the place food plays.
My nana always had love on a plate.
Different dishes made to make people feel great.
Hospitality and food a great way to show love not hate.
907 2021-07-10 00:32:23
Re: Potatoes And Weet- Bix (6 replies, posted in Poems)
Cheers Phill our Weet- Bix is a breakfast biscuit similar to your Weetabix in the UK but slightly different. I will attach a short video below with some of our top team known as All Black' rugby players their jersey colour not their skin talking about Weet- Bix .
When I was a young man.
The worms in my stomach were always hungry.
My mum always has porridge for breakfast.
Now she is 100 years young it is still the same.
After porridge could be toast and marmalade or jam plus a brew of tea.
My friends had vegemite or marmite and also so did my gran.
Sometimes it would be eggs or spaghetti or bake beans on toast.
Then my worms would cry out Weet- Bix with milk and sugar and a splash of boiling water.
Now I am older my breakfast are small but still the same things plus cornflakes or rice bubbles among other things.
Every now and then my favourite left over stew or the bolognas mince from last night on toast.
Now we are retired breakfast is quiet often the time-of-day Maree and I talk the most.
908 2021-07-08 20:37:14
Topic: Potatoes And Weet- Bix (6 replies, posted in Poems)
Raised on potatoes and Weet-Bix.
Not much in-between.
Is a story worth telling.
Nothing flash tin Spaghetti and Baked beans.
This river is not as shallow as it seems.
Put your foot in the water its more than it seems.
909 2021-07-08 20:35:55
Re: WILL IT MATTER? (Formerly Another Day) (4 replies, posted in Poems)
Beamer good one cleverly crafted lyrics .
910 2021-07-07 01:13:28
Re: Internet Banking (10 replies, posted in Poems)
Phill those Bankers can be a bunch of other uckers.
911 2021-07-06 05:47:08
Re: Internet Banking (10 replies, posted in Poems)
Good to see your are still here on chordie Mojo. One area where I hear NZ is different to the rest of the world is our banks no longer accept cheques. Money has to be paid into their account online. My American friends who receive pay cheques from the USA now can't cash them here. I use to pay people who did work for me at home by cheque now I have to direct credit it into their bank accounts.
912 2021-07-05 22:26:06
Re: Internet Banking (10 replies, posted in Poems)
Cheers Jim and Phill , Thank you for your feedback. With all these cyber attacks and reliance on computers and the internet for all sorts of things I wonder how safe the net is. I have a friend who has worked in banking for years he tells me that the banks are getting rid of branches and people to save money. Their trying to get people to do everything on line so they don’t have to pay for business real estate space also have less staff. I recently had to get something sorted with the bank as our local branch has been closed. I was made to phone the call center which took me nearly an hour as I had to wait for my call to be taken. I had to listen to awful music and a voice every so often saying your call is value and we will be with you soon. I had to phone to make an appointment to talk to someone at the bank in the city. It was only a few years back you could just walk into the bank and talk to someone. Many of my friends use to pay their bills at post offices which are slowly been closed down around the country. Many of my friends don’t have computers so they have to pay an extra fee because they get their statements through the mail. Today many outfits here charge an extra fee if you want your invoice mailed out where as before everyone got their invoices in the mail without an extra fee. Maybe it is a weird theory of mine the over reliance on the internet could backfire in a big way with the cyber wars going on at the moment. The Kindergartens and some hospitals here have had to go back to pen and paper while the computer experts try and sort out a mess caused by ransom ware and hackers.
To me it is a bad form of social engineering and a form of discriminations for the elderly. For my one hundred year old Mum banking and bill paying has become a nightmare for her.
913 2021-07-05 22:22:22
Re: missing you (13 replies, posted in Poems)
Good poem Phill now I have retired I appreciate not having to spend long hours away from Maree. When I have my own time going out doing my individual man stuff it is always wonderful to come home to her. Getting older I realize that time with family is precious. I agree with Jim I can see you adapting those words into a song.
914 2021-07-05 03:46:34
Topic: Internet Banking (10 replies, posted in Poems)
Internet Banking
Don’t get rid of your pen and paper.
Cyber wars are here closing down businesses and hospital wards.
Affecting the innocent hordes.
The pen is still mightier than the sword.
The money bosses have closed down my local bank.
Conspiring monsters in their think tanks.
Telling the ranks this is the way to go.
To me it doesn’t seem like a safe show.
In the news are all these hackers causing massive stop go’s.
915 2021-07-01 08:06:04
Re: Adrenalin Sea Junky (5 replies, posted in Poems)
That is brilliant Phill I love it when people have fun with words on my post. Everyone please feel free to have a go.
It is an age-old story.
If you're looking for thrills.
And you don't have the skills.
Don't walk the tightrope.
Your walk on the highwire.
Will be dire.
With an involuntarily fall from the wire.
Your loved ones will want none of this.
With a quick flight through the abyss.
It will be a sad goodbye for your family through your stupidness..
916 2021-06-30 21:47:58
Re: Adrenalin Sea Junky (5 replies, posted in Poems)
I love that add on Phill. Down here in Kiwiland it is winter while the rest of Chordie land is in summer most probably the best time to create songs and poems.
917 2021-06-29 21:49:05
Topic: Adrenalin Sea Junky (5 replies, posted in Poems)
Adrenalin Sea Junky
Your a adrenalin junky.
Who thinks he is funky.
There is a big storm coming for you.
The strong hidden undertow will pull you down.
In the depths and under the waves.
You will be screaming for life.
The love of your life tears in eyes.
Crying on shore.
Wished you behaved .
There is nothing brave.
About an unessercary sea grave
Sea sucking you down because your a clown.
Others will die because of you.
You make me sick.
You make me spew.
You should think of others not just you.
918 2021-06-28 09:26:46
Re: 10,000 songs (6 replies, posted in Songwriting)
I look forward to hearing Phill do this song. Jim you have a magic way with lyrics. Hope you get over the flu soon Phill.
919 2021-06-25 22:04:02
Re: Feet (10 replies, posted in Poems)
There was a clever man from the ewe ess of aye.
When he brings his words into play.
Always manages to make my day.
He’s a bit of country a bit of rock and roll.
And on the whole a good soul.
He has many words.
Some based on history.
Some based on mystery.
With his guiding wizardry.
There is no defeat.
A kid with feet can kick a winning goal.
920 2021-06-24 03:14:22
Re: Feet (10 replies, posted in Poems)
There was a girl who had a ring in her nose.
And one in her belly.
She served vegetarian food .
From her trendy Deli.
Even though she was sweet.
With plenty to eat.
I prefer plates with meat.
Young men who saw her.
Bowed down at her feet.
Not for me.
The thought of trying to kiss her feet.
As sadly her feet might be smelly.
And wouldn't go down well when I ate meat.
I loved her Deli.
All colorful was her special jelly.
She served with cream, coffee and something sweet.
Maybe she should have a show on tele.
The girl with the deli.
And sweet looking feet.
921 2021-06-23 21:39:05
Re: Under Five Year Olds. (9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I reckon if I could get Ringo to do a kids story for me.
His accent and voice would work perfectly.
Everything from Thomas The Tank to Yellow Submarine.
All those stories have turned out to be super and supreme.
Peaches and cream.
For those who are rich.
To those on the skids.
Oh what a dream.
Money in the bank and an octopuses garden for me.
922 2021-06-23 00:06:33
Re: Feet (10 replies, posted in Poems)
Good Knight
Sir Phill
Your a scribe and a scholar.
You give this page a good fill.
From the Capital of this new said land.
I wish you good will.
And a shake of the hand.
Keep up your writing.
My good man.
923 2021-06-22 21:00:17
Re: Under Five Year Olds. (9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Phill I will stick with something more like the Beatles Yellow Submarine. I think the cartoons content was too absurd for kids to get it was done by a pair of Lesbian Twins trying to be arty. The guy who wrote it I think got too arty for kids and adults and yeah the idea of a pet brass instrument in a pram very surreal. Today sexualized images are everywhere not sure of its impact on kids minds. Kids do need to be kids.
924 2021-06-22 20:44:15
Re: Feet (10 replies, posted in Poems)
Good one Phill.
I once met a man who couldn’t speak.
Sadly he couldn’t reach his peak.
He couldn’t even make a squeak.
His shoulders were his peak.
Didn’t need a pillow.
Had no eyes to close.
Or nose between the eyes.
He never told lies.
He believed in the truth,
Didn’t need a dentist as he had no tooth’s.
He was always going to be poor.
Never own a house and more.
As he could never get a head.
He never got embarrassed.
His face never went red.
Its not easy not having a head.
925 2021-06-22 03:46:22
Re: Under Five Year Olds. (9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Cheers Phill thank you for your feedback. I have been trying to immerse myself in the world of kids entertainment over the last four days and some of its really good stuff that I as an adult have enjoyed. I am still trying to figure out how to do something that might work it has proven to be a bigger challenge than I thought it would be. One thing I have discovered is kids entertainments takes on many more forms than I thought. Here is a short sample of something really weird I don't think it would work with kids I know but it does prove peoples approach to kids entertainment covers more ground than I thought.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWicM9S84Ng