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(31 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I'm working on "Nobody Drinks Alone" by Keith Urban.

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(17 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Awesome house! smile

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(23 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I heard the Aussies got into a fight in Paris...

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(12 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I assume it is someone's wedding anniversary then daddycool? smile

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(14 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

I hate pricking my fingers on strings. Always happens every time I restring. Leaves me with bloodied fingers and a headache. It's worth it though. smile

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(3 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Yeah, I think I'll have a listen to them. Obviously quite big in the 80's/90's.

R.I.P. Jani Lane.

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(3 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Lol, I'd never heard of them. It's sad though. sad

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(23 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Haha, I like that, an "ENZEDDER". GO THE ALL BLACKS!!!

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(1 replies, posted in Song requests)

This is all I could find.
http://www.freehandmusic.com/sheet-musi … ugh-120333
Couldn't find the other one.

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(13 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Nice pics there smile

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(231 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Yeah, that's one is funny lol

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(231 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

And another one.

BUYING A BIRD.

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment.

This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.

The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!"

Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!"

Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.

"Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home.

When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!"

The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!"

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(231 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Ahh. This one is epic. I had a laugh.Van Gogh's Family Tree

His dizzy aunt -- Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes -- Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store -- Stop N. Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia -- U Gogh

The cousin from Illinois -- Chica Gogh

His magician uncle -- Where Diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin -- A. Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother -- Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach -- Wells Far Gogh

The constipated uncle -- Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt -- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle -- Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst -- E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin -- Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking -- Way To Gogh

The little bouncy nephew -- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco -- Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van -- Winnie Bay Gogh

....And there ya Gogh!

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(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

mmmmmmmm.... interesting...

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(14 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

topdown wrote:

Elixer makes a great set for a 5 string guitar. However if you have a G string and like to bang a guitar like I do, I'd suggest almost any other brand (John Pearse especially). I go through Elixer G strings like a Vegas dancer.

LOL. Me and my brother are always making jokes about 'g-strings'. Mine snapped the other day. Had to buy a new one.

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(7 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I guess only practice can cure that.

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(58 replies, posted in Electric)

I want a BMW or a Ducati. Both awesome looking bikes. Lol, we've got a bit off-topic. smile

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(3 replies, posted in Poems)

God be with them all.

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(7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Yeah, I think we might be in for another financial crisis.

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(8 replies, posted in Poems)

I'm glad i'm not one of those kids. I'd rather sit at home and watch top gear.

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(11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I have got a youtube account. No, it does not cost. I've never recieved spam. You do receive freind invites, which is annoying. But apart from that, it's fine.

sorry, couldn't find anything.

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(3 replies, posted in Poems)

Damn right. It is a shame. I'm thinking of all their friends and familes . I wish this war in afganistan would end.

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(17 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

That is awesome. Wish I had a 335 to get signed!

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(2 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

It does run on Windows as well. But yeah, I do prefer Linux. Having Linux makes it much harder for hackers to hack in.