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thanks for giving me the idea guys.
Tooth Fairy
mum told me about the tooth fairy
it sounded kinda funny
but it seemed an easy way
of making lots of money
but there was a problem
i really like my teeth
ENTER little brother!
i pinned him to the floor
pliers in hand i set to work
and pulled out most his teeth
it took quite a while
he can still talk
but i think i ruined his smile
HEY easy money
Phill
no this is all made up,but no doubt its happened to someone.
Peatle did some quick sketches to go with a couple of these poems
i love what he did,sometimes an illustration takes it to another level.
Tig
thanks for the correction ``where``,great to have a teacher doing the edit.
got heaps more of these silly kids poems.
just another silly kids poem
The Haircut
My big brother needed a haircut
i told him i could help
i sat him in a chair
and shaved all his scalp
when he looked in the mirror
he cried where is all my hair
i pointed at the floor
it was all around the chair
he said he would complain to mum
hey we can`t have that
so i told him
your hair will regrow
in the meantime
wear a hat
Christmas
Christmas
Christmas
Christmas
I always get great poem replies to these kids poems
i look forward to this one getting your brains and keyboard working.
Grandads Computer
grandads not good with computers
he always makes mistakes
he goes red in the face
and says naughty words
i try to help him
though im 5 years old
oh but my grandad
he just wont be told
grandads got a new cellphone
OH NO
more naughty words
Tig
i must look up that chord.good to see you still writing.
you been quiet lately.well done on this one.
Peatle and i having a bit of fun on a wet day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQDcEJSL59k
Tig
thank you soooooooo much for your comments.
i was all keen to put these poems into a book,but then got a couple
of negative comments that set me back.i thought hey maybe they
dont work like i thought.i have written a lot more,perhaps ill push on now.
Peatle and Phill really really good poems.thx
I usually read your songs and poems, but don't usually reply - but ... this one is good!!
Cheers
Richard
Neo
as you know a bit of feedback(good or bad) encourages us to keep posting.
for this reason i always comment to others contributions.
another kids poem
Robot
I am a robot I am a robot
granddad said
as he walked across the floor
with a cardboard box
on his head
he walked into a door
he took off the box
and rubbed at his bruise
a little cut and a bit of blood
wouldn`t slow him down
yesterday he got lots more injuries
when he was dressed up as a clown
lately ive been writing lots of kid type poems,having a blast doing it.
Engelbert The Cat
Engelbert was a cat
he was black as coal
and he was a wee bit naughty
because he always stole
in his night time wanderings
around our neighbourhood
things had disappeared
from places he has stood
now you may think its funny
but not to the lady from next door
for Engelbert stole all her left socks
shes now only got right ones in her drawer
rags slippers and scarves
and today he bought home a hat
this is the life of living with
a kleptomania cat
It says it is not found
i deleted it due to lack of interest.
Grah
its great to see you commenting,
https://soundcloud.com/rough-as-gut/heaters-on
banged out a quicky to support csom used the word ``winter``
looks good Tig,you cant go wrong doing Buddy Holly
great poem Peatle,you gave me an idea.
i was standing at the bus stop
everyone had their heads down
and i wondered
is there something on the ground
then i realised they were all looking at their phones
i had to laugh,when i looked again
because im living in the past still using a pen
although i had to confess to this tech bunch
my phone was at home
id used it to post an exciting selfie
of me and my lunch
well done Neo,good to see some life back in ``song of the mth``
perhaps ill bang one out.
brilliant as always !
Ok guys,to support CSoM ill see what i can come up with.
thx
Neo
it would be good if you helped Jan
its great to have a challenge,a reason to write a song.
but with 2 mths gone by now,i haven`t had reason to write something.
and of course i love hearing what others have come up with.
ah Phill you`re coming round,the dark side awaits
https://soundcloud.com/rough-as-gut/the-chinese-bike
True story,hope you get a laugh out of it.
told off the cuff,so a few mistakes.
i love doing these rambles but they are neither songs or poems
so have put it under chats forum.
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