Chorus
The price of [D]gas gives me gas.
The price of [G]oil makes me boil.
[D]Whose to blame for this drain on [A]todays society.
It would be [D]nice not to fight with my [G]paycheck all my life.
[D]But I hear the [A]oilmen cheer and the [G7]taxman sne-e-e-e-e-e-r,
Another records [D]here!
Ps-s-t Fart Fart Fa-a-a-a-r-r-r-t
V1
Now [A]Monday morning first I rise,
Then [D]drive to work and hide my eyes.
I [A]know if I look up just what I'll [D]see.
The [A]price of gas went up last night ,
Now [D]I must go to work and fight,
The [E]rumbling and the [E7]grumbling and the [A]smell.
Chorus
Well the price of [D]gas gives me gas.
The price of [G]oil makes me boil.
[D]Whose to blame for this drain on [A]todays society.
It would be [D]nice not to fight with my [G]paycheck all my life.
[D]But I hear the [A]oilmen cheer and the [G7]taxman sne-e-e-e-e-e-r.
Another records [D]here!
p-s-t p-s--t
V2
Now the [A]weekends finally come at last,
But [D]I can't buy no stinking gas.
I've [A]paid my bills so now I pay my [D]dues.
I [A]have to walk but now it's raining,
[D]I can feel my innards straining.
[E]Draining out that [E7]most familiar [A]smell.
Chorus
Well the price of [D]gas gives me gas.
The price of [G]oil makes me boil.
[D]Whose to blame for this drain on [A]todays society.
It would be [D]nice not to fight with my [G]paycheck all my life,
[D]But I hear the [A]oilmen cheer and the [G7]taxman sne-e-e-e-e-e-r.
Another records [D]here.
fart p-s-t fart fart p-s-s-s-s-s-t-t-t-t-t-
Refrain
Move over [A]Mt St. Helens.p-s-t p-s-t
Pina[D]tabo too. fart fartfart fart
I'm [G]about to erupt,p-s-s-s-s-t
My [A]Krakatoa on you-u-u-u-u-u. pst
That weren't no fart he he...that was a little puffer haw haw
Chorus
Well the price of [D]gas gives me gas.
The price of [G]oil makes me boil.
[D]Whose to blame for this drain on [A]todays society.
It would be [D]nice not to fight with my [G]paycheck all my life.
[D]But I hear the [A]oilmen cheer and the [G7]taxman sne-e-e-e-e-e-r.
Another records [D]here!
V3
Now [A]let me give you all a warning,
[D]Flatulence helps global warming.
[A]Wafting in the air that we all [D]breathe.
[A]So I ask you please no farting,
[D]We don't need nobody starting,
A [E]global chain [E7]reaction straight from [A]hell.
Chorus
Well the price of [D]gas gives me gas.
The price of [G]oil makes me boil.
[D]Whose to blame for this drain on [A]todays society.
It would be [D]nice not to fight with my [G]paycheck all my life.
[D]But I hear the [A]oilmen cheer,the [G]taxman sneer, [G7]gonna have a be-e-e-e-e-e-r
Another records [D]here!
Fart..Fart..p-s-s-t GOOD GOD MAN...What did you eat last night.
Ps-s-t pst
[D]The price of gas gives me gas.
TR-R-R-R-R-PPPPP Pst P-s-s-s-s-s-s-t
[D]The price of oil makes me boil
fart fart fa------------rt fa-r-t
This song stinks.
FART FART FART FART FART
he-he
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. Anyways...here's the 2nd version. Picture a 5 man band of good old boys playing and farting around. lots of harmonizing.