It shows you're getting old when you start knocking youth culture, at least that's what my kids and grandkids tell me! Mobile phones are a blessing and the devil incarnate. Ive seen so many near misses due to someone studying their phone and walking out into the road without looking to pushing someone into the road cos they're too engrossed with what's on the screen. Once again Pedr you've penned your amazing ability to observe and describe what we all see but choose to ignore. I also like the transport theme.
252 2023-09-26 08:58:46
Re: Ham ( A Peatle & Easy production) (5 replies, posted in Poems)
Well done you two. Very short and the video was crackling!,, I take it that will be included in the next kids book by our eminent kids author?
253 2023-09-22 20:16:22
Re: Here on the Earth Where I Stand (9 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Star gazing, one of my favourite pass times. I'm still hoping to see a UFO. I did see one a few years ago, it seemed to be coming from the horizen then shot off at 90 degrees, straight up and away. I'd also like a godd telescope so I could study the moon and the other planets. Trouble is we don't often get clear nights here! good song thanks for sharing.
254 2023-09-22 09:35:34
Re: Engelbert The Cat (8 replies, posted in Poems)
Ignore those nay sayers! They are most likely those that couldn't write a wrong let alone an hilarious poem like this. Listen to your friends on Chordie.
255 2023-09-21 10:30:56
Re: Everything Bad For Me (3 replies, posted in My local band and me)
Epic Pedr, even the operatics at the end.
256 2023-09-14 09:29:25
Re: Tips for beginners (3 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)
Hello Cristian, welcome to Chordie. If you check the headings you'll see we have a lot of resources right here. As for technique all you need do is ask. There are a lot of videos on YouTube that can show you strumming patterns etc. Ask as many questions as you like and let us know how you get on.
257 2023-09-14 09:22:45
Re: Robot (9 replies, posted in Poems)
You 2 kiwis are nuts! Pun intended. Brian's poem great for kids, not so Peatles, more for grown up kids, me thinks?
As the rain pours down and the moon comes up
The dusty earth turns into muck
My wellies fill with gungy slop
When I get home she'll have a strop
Get those muddy feet out of my kitchen
Or you'll have a cut that will need stitching
Out I go and strip as told
The neibours look both young and old
Then I get thrown a soap and cloth
You'll stay out there until you're washed
Who will come and wash my back?
We've seen your front so get your wife to do it...poor girl
258 2023-09-12 10:13:35
Re: Engelbert The Cat (8 replies, posted in Poems)
Kleptomaniac cat. Truely inspired.
259 2023-09-09 09:46:02
Re: Glass Recycle Man Video with Phill Williams Music (12 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Hi Richard. Apache was in my set and I've always been a fan of the Shadows. I thought it was more reminiscent of Guitar Tango! I think now that the tune came first, or riff? Then the chords Al la Apache, Am, Dm etc but not all of the tune. I was delighted when Peatle wanted to use it, but I would like to have done a more perfect recording as the mistakes stand out.
260 2023-09-09 09:38:03
Re: Looking For Any Suggestions (5 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Hey Pedr. A mate of mine uses a tennis ball sized exercise ball to strengthen his fingers. Myself I practise scales to keep my fingers nimble, which I should have been doing 50 years ago but I was in too much of a hurry. I begin with the key of G on the 6th string all the way up using all the strings till I get to G on the 1st string on the 15th frett. Then back down and so on through all major and minor keys. Then practise chords. But I think exercise is key. Failing that have you thought about slide/bottle neck?
261 2023-09-08 10:02:30
Re: Rambling Boy (12 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Hi Jeff. Haven't listened yet but it reads like traditional folk music over here. Listen ASAP. Ps, I love apples especially cox's pippins...lovely.
262 2023-08-19 18:31:35
Re: String guage (2 replies, posted in Acoustic)
I'm sorry to say this but the more you play the less pain you'll get. Once your finger tips harden it wont matter what guage strings you use. Light guage 10 or under, are easier to bend, which if you are a beginner might make your guitar sound out of tune even if it's not. Heavy guage 12 and up will be harder to press down behind the fretts. Electric guitars are easier to play than acoustic guitars. Also the hight of the strings above the fretts (the action) will play a big part. If you have a good guitar and you can afford it, take it to the music shop you bought it and ask them to set it up for you, or if you know of a good guitar doctor.
I hope these were the tips and answers you were looking for.
263 2023-08-02 20:12:44
Re: How old is chordie? (19 replies, posted in About Chordie)
Hi Alickabrooke1. welcome to the forum (eventually). Roger I think Joined almost as soon as Chordie began so somewhere around 2006. I joined in 2007 while I was holidaying in Australia and as you noticed there were a lot more names frequenting the forum at that time. I do hope you'll come visit often, we could do with some new blood and views to get our juices flowing again.
264 2023-08-01 19:09:24
Re: Jake the Jumper (4 replies, posted in Poems)
Hi Jim. No pure fiction, I like making stories up
265 2023-08-01 14:20:10
Topic: Jake the Jumper (4 replies, posted in Poems)
Inspired a little by "Being For the Benifit of Mr Kite" this came to me this morning after reading the poems written by Peatle and Brian but not by the spammer also on there. It tells the tale of Jake, a circus act famous for his act finale which was to leap from the high wire into the safety net, which was sabotaged by a jealous performer that wanted his job and fame.
The Tragic Demise of Jake the Jumper.
Gather `round for tales of great wonder
Of sadness and grief for a life cast asunder
Up high on a wire or tumbling on ground
Jesting and clowning while prancing around
Join the peasants and gentry and all in-betweeners
Cry "Ooh and Ahh" at out great entertainment
"INTRODUCING JAKE" our high flying athelete
Death defying feats and entertaining antics
From up high to the ground he will plunge without fear
Into a net whilst drinking a beer
Three times each night he will walk on a wire
Higher than stars he appears eating fire
On a trapeze he will swing like an African monkey
Lastly to fall in the net not too gently
This night a hand secretly holding tight
Cut through the ropes with a short bladed knife
The ropes held the net as Jake he performed
It fell to the floor, but no one was warned
Through his routine he sped just like the norm
At the end of his act all eyes on his form
He spread out his arms for his death defying leap
He jumped to the ground crumpled in a heap
Poor Jake no more would he amaze all the crowds
An other appeared- but he is jailed now
Alas, there ends the tale of talent and hate
Envy the killer, the noose will await
While Jake was a star and his killer a clown
Jakes name remebered, the killers unknown.
266 2023-08-01 10:35:12
Re: Alfie and Titus (9 replies, posted in Poems)
Pedr, it must be difficult to write in that straight jacket you must be wearing?
I liketh not this rapping folly
Me thinks it raineth so bring a brolly
Yon sun may shine, but dark clouds loom
Pray good fellow, grant a boon
When miscreants rant and ner-do-wells stammer
You know I'm armed with the Chordie ban hammer!
Beware ye cut purse and rapid exclaimer
My digit poised and I'm a good aimer
The end
267 2023-07-31 10:16:27
Re: Alfie and Titus (9 replies, posted in Poems)
Wash your mouth out William's...
268 2023-07-31 10:15:40
Re: Alfie and Titus (9 replies, posted in Poems)
Brian, I agree with most of what you're saying, I know I couldn't live like that so Pedr, I don't fit your paradigm, never seen that word on Chordie before and I don't know what it means but I thought it beares repeating. Your poem is thought provoking , intelligent and would work as a ...God forgive me for saying this...rap song!
269 2023-07-31 10:03:21
Re: The Chinese Bike (4 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Sorry Brian, when I went to sound cloud a banner came up asking for permission to share my data with their partners. As is my wont I got out of there ASAP. Scammers and all sorts can use your details unscrupulously if you allow them. I'd like to hear it, if you'd email it to me?
Thanks Phill
270 2023-07-28 09:20:13
Re: One year anniversary (8 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Nice one Joey. Long may your sobriety last and your health improve.
271 2023-07-26 19:46:24
Re: New (to me) Guitar Day (5 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)
Welcome back Roger, we missed you. Nice guitar, are you going to post a track so we can hear it?
272 2023-07-23 10:29:55
Re: What Are two Of Your Favourite Covers Played live???? (5 replies, posted in Bands and artists)
Now girls play nice!
I can't give you any links at this time as its Sunday morning and I had long tiring day yesterday, so as I covered a lot of songs in the day, here are my favourite to covers:
Don't stop believing
Singing the blues
I saw her standing there
Apache
And many others
273 2023-07-23 10:23:39
Re: Five drumming songs that always resonate or stick in your head??? (2 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Oh pretty Woman, Roy orbison.
The drum solo in the merely on Abbey Road, its got to be iconic?
Hokus Pocus, by Focus
Apache, the Shadows
274 2023-07-20 10:01:57
Re: Peatle Fever (3 replies, posted in Poems)
Curse of verse you are most wrong
Some of your rhymes most certainly pong
Chordie readers will all agree
That your demise will make us bleed
Never leave this hallowed place
Please both stay with God's own grace
Rock us with your charming wit
And please leave out the swear words
275 2023-07-20 09:53:50
Re: The Story Of Ringo That Many Don't Know (3 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I thought so too, Richard. I must admit I've never heard that before but it reminded me of so many other similar songs. Ben Cartwrite, Adama, what a voice.