"No drums and no drums needed."
It reminds me of seeing Charlie Waller and the Country Gentlemen. This was the summer that Mr. Waller, God rest his soul, passed on. Anyway, Mr. Waller, who had been playing music since my grandma was in her prime, had forgotten some of his jokes' punch lines (but not any lyrics or licks, by golly). One of his musicians helped him out feeding him lines or ending the joke up for him. It was obvious by the kind-hearted way in which it was done that the helper had genuine affection for his band leader. Nevertheless, there was this good-natured stage patter going on, and at one point Charlie Waller mentions about playing with a drummer on an album. Then he says, "There isn't a drummer on the stage right now and I wouldn't want one. Nothing wrong with drums, I suppose, they just haven't got a neck on 'em."
- Zurf