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Topic: AHA, A NEW ONE: THE WORST SONGS EVER

How many times do we read, the best songs, bands, instruments? Well here you can spit out the worst song(s), songs you hate so much that your hair starts to rise, that when together with a girl your erection disappears, as well as your appetite.
MY CHOICE:
- BARBIE GIRL by AQUA
- WHO LET THE DOGS OUT by Bahamen
- MACARENA, who can't remember the silly dance moves, by Los Del Rios
- YOUNG HAIRED LOVER FROM LIVERPOOL by Little Jimmy Osmond
- HOORAY, HOORAY, IT'S A HOLI-HOLIDAY by Boney M    

Did you know that Boney M  sold more than 150.000.000, yes you read it correct, albums?
What's your list

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Re: AHA, A NEW ONE: THE WORST SONGS EVER

Same answer as your last one - MacArthur Park.  Who puts a cake outside in the first place to be able to leave it out in the rain?

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all rap music qualifies lol

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if all rap qualifies then so does all the country music

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probably that thing called Soulja Boy, i don't know who it's by, but it's absolute... i can't describe it in a civilised manner hmm

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Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett makes me feel like barfing every time it invades my ears.
Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison evokes a similar feeling...........

These two songs wouldn't be so bad if not for being grossly overplayed. I'm probably one of the few working musicians who, no matter what(or how much$$offered) will not play Margaritaville. I will however, offer Rodney Carrington's parody "Marijuaniville", if appropiate per venue.
   
There's no escaping "Brown Eyed Girl". People are freakin' obsessed with that song! Gotta bite the bullet on this one............

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probably that thing called Soulja Boy, i don't know who it's by, but it's absolute... i can't describe it in a civilised manner hmm

Think you mean "Crank d'at" by Soulja Boy....something like that anyway. I don't mind that one in truth, but the follow up? Daaaaymn!

My answer to the question: Hey Ya by Outkast....good Lord I hate that song!!!

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I have to agree on the rap one ... although I must admit I listened to it extensively during my high school years in the 80's ... once the 90's hit  I stopped listening to it altogether and went back to my rock roots tongue

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all songs by any manufactured girl bamnd like the spice things and sugar tarts or thopse boy bands take them and cany get west enough away from me life


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Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett makes me feel like barfing every time it invades my ears.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for saying it aloud......I absolutley despise that song. It is awful. Everyone loves that song...I try to reason with them but to no avail. It's the same with that Cheeseburger song he does. I would rather remove my own eye with a hot spoon than listen to those 2 songs in a row

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Lots of people hate the Margaritaville song, But it is a great song to line dance to.

Ive pushed my tush to lots of great songs. Cottoneyed Joe, Bootscootin boogie, Black velvet etc,
and i reckon this one was my favourite.

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=dc86_Weoye0

Salsa is now taking over here. Whole load of new stuff to learn. I just need more time. lol

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sugar sugar - forget the name of the band

any resemblance to my songs sounding anything like the original is highly unlikely.

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I'll pick a few from some actors that thought they had it...lol

Remember Don Johnson from Miami vice? How about his attempt at Heartbeat.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk

Or how about Eddie Murphys go at it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI Iguess he's good for a laugh no matter what he does...lol

And who can forget David Hasselhoff    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw What was he thinking?????

Perhaps this should be anouther thread....

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hey pix those are some real jems i thought eddy did a pretty good job don johnson and david were hurting

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I'll pick a few from some actors that thought they had it...lol

Remember Don Johnson from Miami vice? How about his attempt at Heartbeat.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk

Or how about Eddie Murphys go at it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI Iguess he's good for a laugh no matter what he does...lol

And who can forget David Hasselhoff    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw What was he thinking?????

Perhaps this should be anouther thread....

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Russell_Harding wrote:

hey pix those are some real jems i thought eddy did a pretty good job don johnson and david were hurting

Guitarpix wrote:

I'll pick a few from some actors that thought they had it...lol

Remember Don Johnson from Miami vice? How about his attempt at Heartbeat.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk

Or how about Eddie Murphys go at it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI Iguess he's good for a laugh no matter what he does...lol

And who can forget David Hasselhoff    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw What was he thinking?????

Perhaps this should be anouther thread....

Hey Russ, Yea Eddie sounded ok here...I just wish I could find the live version for ya...lol  Well maybe it wasn't THAT bad But I hate the song. Hope all's been well with ya! Peace! -Pix

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yes all's been well except for my thumb i had a steriod injection for a tendon problem in my pickin hand the pain is gone so i have been busy with vids and composing i haven't heard from you in a spell hows it with you? well i hope smile

Guitarpix wrote:
Russell_Harding wrote:

hey pix those are some real jems i thought eddy did a pretty good job don johnson and david were hurting

Guitarpix wrote:

I'll pick a few from some actors that thought they had it...lol

Remember Don Johnson from Miami vice? How about his attempt at Heartbeat.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULI5kolBpAk

Or how about Eddie Murphys go at it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI Iguess he's good for a laugh no matter what he does...lol

And who can forget David Hasselhoff    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw What was he thinking?????

Perhaps this should be anouther thread....

Hey Russ, Yea Eddie sounded ok here...I just wish I could find the live version for ya...lol  Well maybe it wasn't THAT bad But I hate the song. Hope all's been well with ya! Peace! -Pix

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These bootswere made for walking [Nancy Sinatra]. Any rap or Hip hop.

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Currently it has to be anything by Scouting for Girls... , She's so lovely, Elvis Ain't Dead and Heartbeat all  sound the same and you can fit the words to any of the choruses into any if their songs, they all have exactly the same pattern ...Seriously, try singing the chorus to Heartbeat to the song She's so lovely or vice versa, it fits! strangely you can also fit 'we're so talentless' as a chorus!

I would also add any Rap, anything by Celine Dion or Shaniah Twain and my all time worst... 

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THERE ARE EVEN FAMOUS SONGS like "LOVING YOU"by MINNIE RIPERTON. When she starts singing high, whohawhoewhoe, it reminds me a teacher, using his charcoal to write, ON PURPOSE, with such a sound that I loose all my hair ON THE SPOT.
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"Loving You" was a good call gitardoc.  I'm going to throw in "seasons in the sun" by...um...terry someone?  And the song that they play in hell, "send in the clowns"--man I hate that song.

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terry jacks

ye get some that are cut out for the job and others just get by from pretending
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Pachelbel's Canon and Gigue in D major.

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do i need a capo for this smile

jerome.oneil wrote:

Pachelbel's Canon and Gigue in D major.

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Almost anything Oasis did. Yuck.

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Almost anything Oasis did. Yuck.

youre f*****' asking fer it, mate mad

lol

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